goldiesugar:

May your bank account be blessed this week.

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

fuck everything i want the preindustrial revolution biphasic sleep schedule back

the world will not know peace until i can wake up at 3am to assign meaning to my dreams, write a short story, and then visit my bro, fuck him, and steal his tv

mothras-gay-dad:

a godless heathen potato

omruc:

iamafireplace:

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

unclefather:

mrcloudyfun:

kaijuno:

No babe the green ribbon around my neck stays ON during sex

So no head?

queenungraceful:

inthefallofasparrow:

source

Four of Wands

funnytwittertweets:

astraldemise:

youre out of touch

im

theykage:

Naruto, age 7: shit the bills are through the roof this month